It’s been a day, so don’t mind me.
If I had to pick one thing right now off the top of my dome to un-invent it would be this godforsaken need to put avocado on every freaking dish under the sun.
Where did this silliness start? I bet it was California. 🙄
Now, don’t get me wrong here. I have nothing against avocado. I like it on some things just fine. In a salad, as guacamole for dipping chips or putting on a taco? Hell yeah, I’m all over that.
But I do not, I repeat, not, need it on a hot dog, in a bowl of chili or on my goddamn BLT.
Avocado on a BLT is the equivalent to a pastrami on white. It’s just not done.
Every time someone consumes a BLT with avocado or a pastrami on white, the fabric of time and space are torn open just a little bit more.
So, enjoy your bowl of chili with onions, cheddar and avocado. But don’t come crying to me when the heavens rain an unholy Armageddon down upon us.
REPENT! FOR YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
The Beginning At Last 
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