Category: humor
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One Year Later…
And this question is still dumb AF. 😄 Just as I said in last year’s reply, if I did break the law, unintentionally or otherwise, I sure as hell wouldn’t be advertising it here. Or anywhere else really. 😜 So, instead, just like last time, I’ll toss out a quick update on “stuff” in general…
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Sleep!
Since today’s modern world seems to already think we don’t need sleep, I would take the extra time, do a total 180, and actually give sleeping a shot. Just to see what it’s like and all that. Solely for experimental purposes, I assure you. Yeah, yeah, I know. It says if you didn’t need it.…
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You can have my toys…
When you pry them from my cold, dead fingers. 😋 I don’t think I’ve ever truly grown up, and I have the sneaking suspicion I never truly will. Nor do I think I want to. The things I’ve enjoyed the most, I have enjoyed since I was a very young lad and I never saw…
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There Can Be Only One (Or Two…)
If I was forced to choose only one candy, then it would very likely be Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. Caveat: I much prefer the big cup, trees or eggs, etc. Way more PB than the chintzy regular ones these days! If only they still made them like they did back in the day. Damned Shrinkflation.…
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Kymber’s Get To Know You #53
Here’s my answers for Kymber’s Get To Know You, Number 53! Check out her blog for this, and more, awesome posts! Did you ever hurt yourself in an embarrassing way? Several times! Hell, most of them are probably embarrassing in one way or another, eh? 😄 One that always sticks with me is the time…
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Gimme a break, man
2/7/25: Looking back on this one, and honestly, my take really has not changed much at all. I guess it just goes to show that the more things change, the more they stay the same. 😄 What do I need a break from? Oh, hell… Lots of things. Half-Assed Leaders: Whether we’re talking business, politics…
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Dedicated To The Starpup!
If E-Dawg and the Starpup don’t like this one, I’ll eat a turban! 😄😄 Hope you enjoy, brother! I thought of you almost immediately after I heard it! Peace, love and java! 🤘 Will the Pup approve? P.S. The pics are yours if you wanna snag ’em. 😉
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Kymber’s Get To Know You: 52nd Power Edition
These are my replies to Kymber’s Get To Know You, Vers. 52.0! Check out her blog for this, and other fun posts! What’s your favorite thing to do on a rainy day? Much like other bloggers have said, a good nap is always nice! That said, one can never go wrong hiking in the rain…
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Back in the day…
2/1/25: Since this one amuses me, I am merely going to add a bit more gorilla magic and call it a day. 😄 Have a great day, folks! Back in the day when we had to trek 30 miles one way to school, in the snow, with no snowshoes, this was our computer: Of course,…
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Spreadsheet Blues
All your spreadsheets Charts and graphs You piss me off You make me laugh You are so clueless Such a fool A big diploma Got spreadsheet blues The above poem was written in exactly 59 seconds (which is about 58 more than they really deserve) and is dedicated to all the folks with big, fancy…
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No Comment!
More accurately, “No to the new comments dashboard.” 😄 Still not digging it… Man, I don’t know. When I recently came back after a couple days away and saw the new comments dash layout, to say I was a bit frustrated would be a huge understatement. First, it just looks like a huge wall of…
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WTF Is Leisure?
Beats the hell outta me, man. I kid, of course. Well, kinda. 😄 Lord knows I have bitched plenty about my current, not so favorable, schedule on these pages. It still wouldn’t be stellar, but it would be a damn sight better if it were daytime hours. Alas, sometimes we gotta do what we gotta…
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That Feeling When…
You drive to work in a snow storm, work 12.5 hours, finally thaw your car out, and when you’re one street from home… Someone slides into your car. 🙄 What a way to end your 60 hour work week. 😄 Howdy, folks. Hope everyone is well. As I stated up top, this was my long…
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PSA: Likebombing, Spam Liking, Etc.
Now, aside from the occasional snap decision to pull a post when I doubt the content before thinking it through, I consider myself a fairly easygoing fellow. Lately, I haven’t been able to check in daily, so when I do make it back, there is nothing more frustrating than seeing that your notifications are completely…
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I Can Stop Anytime I Want
01.12.25: And thus… A Pizza Revolution began. Came back to add a bit of gorilla magic and reformat the poem. 01.12.24: I just don’t happen to feel like it yet. I do not wish to stop consuming pizza. From a parlor, from a chain From a freezer, I don’t care I’ll consume it anytime I’ll…
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Saturday Six Word Story Prompt (6WSP) #120: 01.11.25
This is my entry for Shweta’s 6WSP, 01.11.25 Edition. Check out her blog for this, and other, awesome posts! Prompt for Week #120 (Jan 11, 2025 – Jan 17, 2025) Foolish “Foolish you are to avoid carbohydrates.” Master Yoda has spoken! That’s all for this week. Have a good one, folks!
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School of Life
Went to “a” college, but never went “to” college… I never officially attended college. I took some courses for a few months starting last January, and I did enroll with the intent of going for an Associate’s after that, but I was never able to pull the trigger for various reasons. Chief among them being…
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Kymber’s Get To Know You 48
This is my entry for Kymber’s Get To Know You, Edition # 48. Check our her blog for this, and other, fantastic posts! Notorious or unnoticed? If “notorious” has a negative connotation, then I think unnoticed is definitely preferable! Undercover of the night… Read thoughts or speak to animals? Well, since some people claim I…
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All Work And No Play? (Updated: 01.02.25)
01/02/25: Added some pics and a few observations since this was posted a year ago. Observations in bold. For the last couple months I did not do much playing at all. I was too caught up in a maniacal quest that left me stressed, burnt out, sick and unemployed. I learned a lot of very…
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Random Thoughts From Gorilla HQ: 12.28.24
From: Gorilla HQ To: All Forward Units The feeling when you discover that the “Likes” aren’t sticking again. 🙄 Seriously. Is a like button really that difficult to figure out? I’m no web design guru, but it seems like a pretty standard function these days. The Disregard of Subscribing In the past three days, I…
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Kymber’s Get To Know You #47
These are my answers for Kymber’s Get To Know You to the 47th power. Check out her blog for this, and other, awesome posts. 😊 If someone brought food to work to share, what would you most like it to be? If you don’t know the answer to this one by now, then you really…
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Eh…No Thanks.
Politics? As the old saying goes: Nothing good can come from this. 😄 To each their own, but for me, I prefer to stay out of the political fray. Far too divisive, and these days more than ever. Instead, I will merely wish everyone a great day and leave you with some Van Halen. 🤘😎🤘…
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Olds 442 FTW (Prompt Reply: Updated 12.26.24)
12/26/24: Added a pic and a video. Otherwise, post is the same as last year, and it’s still my favorite car. My all time favorite car has to be the 1975 Oldsmobile 442. It was my first ever car and it was a beauty. 455 with a 4-barrel carb and 69,000 original miles when I…
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Kymber’s Get To Know You #46
These are my answers for Kymber’s Get to Know You #46. Check out her blog for this, and other, excellent posts! Would you say you’re more of an extrovert or an introvert? I would say I slightly lean toward the introverted side. I grew up with no siblings, so I was always perfectly content to…
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Prompt Reply – 12/20/23 (AKA: I’m Out Of Prompts!)
12/20/24: So, it would seem I have finally hit that wall. I am unable to answer any of the upcoming daily prompts as far out as I can see. To that end, I figured I would repost my reply from last year, and funnily enough, my answer is still the same. A couple weeks back…
The Beginning At Last 