Category: humor
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Kymber’s Get To Know You #45
This is my entry for Kymber’s Get To Know You #45. Check out her blog for this, and many other awesome posts! Would you rather ride a bike, ride a horse, or drive a car? Drive a car. Although, “be rich enough to chill in the back and get chauffeured around” sounds like the top…
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A Bit Of Both, Really
“A bit of both” might be a bit of a misnomer. It would be more accurate to say that I am a night person who wants to be a morning person. Most of my working life has been spent on either 2nd or 3rd Shift hours. For a lot of years that worked out just…
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Hell Yes!
I most definitely love eating pizza. Yes indeed! Wait. What? That wasn’t the question? Ah, well…Too bad. 😄 Yes, I changed it. Again. The original question is one of those, much like politics and religion, I feel can be quite divisive. Not feeling that energy, sorry. I say to each their own. You like meat?…
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Random Thoughts From Gorilla HQ: 11.29.24
To: All Forward Units From: Gorilla HQ The creative well has been relatively dry lately. Hence the pulling up of old posts. I reread through a few and thought they might be worth bringing back for the heck of it. Old El Paso Stuffed Nachos? Hell to the yes. Nope, still no endorsement deals. 🙄…
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Most All of Them
I’ve been around animals most of my life, so I tend to like, or at least respect, all of them. I can’t recall a time when my family didn’t have animals of some type around. Big dogs, small dogs, cats, rabbits, birds, a lizard. We’ve run a pretty good gamut, I must admit. Sometimes they…
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Head For The Mountains
Strange… I feel like I have answered this a time or ten. 🤔 Anyhow, for the umpteenth time… Mountains, baby. Why? Cooler temps, quiet, peaceful. I just find that mountains capture my imagination more than other locales. Whenever I can, I try to head up north and into the surrounding towns which are a bit…
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Hard To Pick Just One
Hard to pick just one, here. I like September, because it usually signals a bit of relief from the heat. Sure, there’s still some pretty warm days, but at least knowing there’s a break coming definitely helps. And, it’s also the start of football season! So big and bad he needs more than one number.…
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Behind The 8-Ball: 2.0
Good afternoon, and Happy Friday all. TGIF and all that. In this week’s installment of BT8B…😄 Just wanted to poke my mug in and say hello real quick. It’s been a very hectic, difficult week, and I am glad it’s come to a close finally. It started out poorly with news of Laura’s post being…
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Random Thoughts From Gorilla HQ: 10.26.24
From: GHQ Central Command To: All Forward Units For those who thought otherwise, the strike was a joke. Just to clarify. 😄 That said, WP Land still seems kinda quiet these days. As much as I love pizza, I have come to the realization that I need to back off at least a bit. The…
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Wasn’t Gonna Answer
But then I realized that I was missing a prime opportunity to post some Moonweasel pics. 😄 Why yes, he can walk on the moon without life support equipment. He’s Moonweasel, after all. He may also be a part time Jedi. Something in an N7 or Spectre perhaps? And this one just because it reminds…
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To The Highest Bidder
Ever since December of last year, I have tossed around a lot of job ideas in my not-so-nimble brain. I have long toyed with the idea of getting out of manufacturing, and in some ways, still have a bit of a goal to ditch it eventually. But, that said, these days, I find that my…
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The Burning Question
I really have to get busy fixing the time/space continuum, but I really must take my break first. Shop rules and all, you understand. My sincerest thanks to the Time/Space Pizza Place for the express delivery! The burning question everyone always asks… “Do you really love pizza as much as you claim to?” My answer?…
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More Than A Couple
Great question! Let me get my calculator and tally sheet out. Let’s see here… Subtract the 5, carry the 1… Multiply by 50… And… Wait. What? That can’t be right! Let’s try that again. Ah, I see now! Subtract 7, carry the 3, divide by 4.44365… Multiply by… Pi? What? No! I think my calculator…
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It’s All About Intention
I think this question really comes down to a matter of perspective, timing and intention. Did you plan to have a lazy day? A day to unwind and decompress? If so, then I don’t think it can really be labeled “unproductive”, without the caveat that said unproductive state was planned, and the goal was likely…
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Pick Up For E-Dawg! (Redux)
After a slight “glitch”..😄 Ernie, your coffee is ready… And here’s your complimentary mug… Enjoy! 😄😄😄
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Give It Away
Give It Away Give It Away Now! Now, I am going to operate under the assumption that since I have a million smackers to give away, I, my family, friends and loved ones are already well taken care of. Assuming that, I would likely donate the majority to cancer and diabetes research, since each has…
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Searching For The Words
Ever have one of those days where you think you have about fifty awesome ideas for posts, but then when you go to write a post, you come up totally blank? Well, that’s where I am at the moment. Seriously, man…where the hell did it go? I had it! I stared at the daily prompt…
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Random Thoughts From Gorilla HQ: 10.07.24
From: Gorilla HQ, Somewhere in the Universe To: All Field Operatives If you like Indian food and you’re in a pinch, Deep Indian Kitchen Chicken Biryani is bomb. Matter of fact, most of their stuff is solid. Yeah, it’s frozen, but if you’re craving and the local place is closed… And no, I still don’t…
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Days of Future Past(ime)
If you got the reference, then you have earned your nerd card. 😉👍 I think I have only answered this, or very similar questions, about 1,236.7 times before, but since I am at a total loss for anything else to post at the moment, here goes 😄 Playing Guitar: This prompt is timely in one…
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How About “Less” Attention?
I feel like this is part B of the recent prompt that asked “what things could you do more of?” I mean, I feel like the answers are going to be similar for a lot of folks: And those are all very valid answers to a degree. However… I am going to go in a…
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Kymber’s Get To Know You #36
Sure! I’ll play along too! What type of food would you NEVER eat? I can’t say “never” because I actually tried it once, but I can say “never again” to seaweed salad. If I had followed my instincts and stuck with “never”, my life, and palate, would be much better for it. What is your…
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I’ve Never Been Asked This Before
Only repeatedly… (And I don’t care what anyone says. the Gorilla Action Figures still rock.) But, this did give me a nice opportunity to make some more spiffy Gorilla pictures, and oh, I don’t know…Maybe a little rant. Now, as much as I love talking about Gorilla Brand and Gorilla Mart, even I, the great…
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What fails?
Nothing to see here. Everything is perfectly under control. Anyone have the number for the fire department? Oh, and Dominos too. Not for me, of course. Asking for a friend. 👍
The Beginning At Last 