The Beginning At Last

Category: humor

  • As little as possible

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    Kevin
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    I’m lazy AF. Have a great day, people! 👍👍

  • It is…

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    Kevin
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    Have a great day, folks. 👍

  • Why, I’m working…

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    Kevin
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    And what, pray tell, will you be doing tonight, WordPress? Fixing the broken “like” button? Fixing the faulty pingbacks? Repairing the random unsubscriptions? No? Ah, well then…Perhaps you’ll be glitching the light fantastic or totally bugging out instead. 😋 Have a great day, folks! 💪

  • I Got Tagged

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    Kevin
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    Someone decided to tag me when I wasn’t looking and confused the hell out of me. Then, someone else decided to get me when I wasn’t looking again. So, I suppose I should probably get my dead ass moving and pony up some answers here. 😄😄 Apologies for the delay. I’ve been… Well, I’ve been…something,…

  • Whatever I Want

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    Kevin
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    Doing whatever I want, whenever I want, with whomever I want. I think that covers most of the bases 😋 Have a great Sunday, people! 💪

  • A good nap

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    Kevin
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    Except that someone keeps waking me up to ask foolish questions… Have a nice day, all! 😊

  • “Glitch”

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    Kevin
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    And I probably could give it up if a certain platform would get it’s act together just a tad. 🙄 Have a great day, people! 👍👍

  • I’m napping…

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    Kevin
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    But some miscreant whose initials are “WP”, keeps disturbing me… I don’t like that. Now leave me to my recliner and begone! No grudge here…😊👍 Have a great day, people!

  • The Gulf

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    Kevin
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    MREs for days on end No real shower for weeks at a time Waking in the middle of the night to put a gas mask on Instant coffee for what seemed like eons Great vacation! Highly recommended! 😄 Have a great day, folks!

  • Why, why, why?

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    Why do birds fly? Why do ducks quack? Why is water wet? Man, I don’t know. I just do. 😄 I guess the most straightforward answer would be I enjoy the creative process, interacting with others, and hopefully making their day a little better. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a nap to get…

  • No.

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    Kevin
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    I’m still napping. Leave me alone and don’t bother me with silly requests if you know what’s good for you, WP. 😋 Everyone else please have a fantastic day! 😊😊

  • Tired

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    Kevin
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    Why are you bothering me with questions when I’m trying to nap? 😋

  • Quittin’ time, baby!

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    Kevin
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    HELL YEAH. Have a great day, folks!

  • Blocked (The Ballad Of Fried Rice, Chads & Heartache)

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    Kevin
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    I waited at the Chinese takeout You said we’d meet at nine I said I’d place our order And you told me that was fine Lobster rice, the fancy kind For you I bought the best But now I’m here and waiting A sinking feeling in my chest The owner was a dick And he…

  • Need you ask?

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    Kevin
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    And if I am feeling particularly unmotivated… Have a great day, all!

  • Slight Misfire

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    Kevin
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    To those who received a notification that I made a post and you weren’t authorized to read it. I hit “Publish” instead of “Schedule” 🤦‍♂️ It will be up later, and no one is locked out of anything. Sorry! 😄

  • Behold!

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    Kevin
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    YOUR CITY OF THE FUTURE AWAITS… (Can’t blame a fella for trying, after all…) Have a fantastic day, all! 😊

  • Where do you think?

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    Kevin
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    My Mom gave it to me. Duh. 🙄😋😋 Have a great day, y’all! 😊

  • Random Thoughts From Gorilla HQ: 08.19.24

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    To: All Field Operatives From: Gorilla HQ Red Baron French Bread Pizzas are bomb. Couple minutes in the microwave, and then a couple in the air fryer – Boom. No, no…Still not on the take. 🙄 Writing is the most rewarding/frustrating/fulfilling/maddening activity one can undertake sometimes, I swear. Rainy and 66°. Why yes, thank you…

  • “Love” is a strong word

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    Kevin
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    I don’t know that there’s anything I particularly love about it, but I like the fact that the temps are cool to cold seven months out of the year. Certain other people can keep their heat and humidity, thanks. 😋😄 Have a great day, folks!

  • Football

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    Kevin
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    Sorry. Caught up in watching Patriots preseason. 😄 Have a fantastic Friday, folks!

  • It really depends

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    Kevin
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    Distance, wind, the opposing team’s defense. So many things to consider… Have a great day, folks! 🏈

  • For your next question…

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    Kevin
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    Why don’t you ask Batman his secret identity? 🙄 And no, I will not give you directions to the Batcave either, WP. Have a great night, folks!

  • Sell, Sell, Sell

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    Kevin
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    Gorilla Brand, of course. Available exclusively at Gorilla Mart.

  • Silly Question

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    Kevin
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    THE EMPEROR OF ALL TIME, SPACE AND REALITY, OF COURSE. 🙄 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON’T LET ME RUN FOR MAYOR.