Tag: dailyprompt-1873

  • Dear G-Man,

    Dear G-Man,

    Dear G-Man, You’re 100 years old now. I bet you’re the sexiest son-of-a-bitch in the nursing home. How old were you when Laura finally got sick of your shit and tossed your ass in that prison cell? You always were a pain in the ass. Did the kid disown you too, or did she actually…

  • Dear Emperor,

    Dear Emperor,

    Dear G.Q. Rilla, As you open this letter on your 100th birthday (you still look fantastic, by the way 😉), you will be Emperor of the civilized world. You have probably just finished the meeting with your war council, where you finalized your plan to become the master of all time, space and reality. If…