Dear G.Q. Rilla,
As you open this letter on your 100th birthday (you still look fantastic, by the way ๐), you will be Emperor of the civilized world. You have probably just finished the meeting with your war council, where you finalized your plan to become the master of all time, space and reality. If all goes according to plan, you should accomplish this by your 101st birthday. Way to go, old chum!
So, while you plan for your the future, let’s review the journey thus far, eh?
You fell on some rough days for awhile, it’s true. Some mistakes were made, things went a bit sideways, and you were a bit low for a spell.

But eventually, you did see the good in your situation, and even started to write a bit about it. You found a fair amount of enjoyment in this, and hopefully, so did others.

You finally picked yourself up and got back in the game a bit. You continued your writing, but you also got your mind back on business, knowing that the world could not be conquered by pen alone!

Indeed, you turned your fortunes around, and slowly but surely, rallied others to your cause as well.

Your strength restored, and your confidence at an all time high, you set forth to seize the day and conquer the world! And what a glorious battle it was!

And now, you read this as you prepare for your next conquest. You shall leave your mark upon this world until your final day. I wish you all the best and put my faith in you.
Semper Gorillis,
G.Q. Rilla


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