I have no clue…

Daily writing prompt
What’s a secret skill or ability you have or wish you had?

I’ve been thinking on this one for a day or so and all I keep coming up with is…

Nothing. 😄

Let me think.

Well, I can’t dance, so that’s out.

I’m not a ninja, either.

Super secret agent? Nope.

Well, there is one thing.

Yep. You guessed it. I’m Batman.

Do me a favor and keep it on the downlow, ok?


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62 responses to “I have no clue…”

  1. Renard Moreau Avatar
    Renard Moreau

    😉 If you are nocturnal, you could get away with being Batman.

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    1. Ironically, I am. Most of my jobs have been night jobs throughout my life lol

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  2. Ditto for him here regarding the jobs.

    You’re going to have to shave all that fur to be Batman. You look more like Man-Bat. :D

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    1. That damned butler still hasn’t finished the full suit. It’s such a pain going out at night with a paper bag for a mask and two “ears” taped to it. The tape never holds! So annoying.

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    Anonymous

    I can’t stand on my feet or work anymore standing up

    i miss working in retail but ok just got to give it up and accept my disability.

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  4. I like this. If you need a sidekick I have a cat named Big Dude who also answers to Catman.

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    1. The funny part about that is DC actually has a character called Catman lol

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      1. Why does that not surprise me? Catman is huge now, that was his baby pic. He’s about 18 lbs lol

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      2. Ah, a true beast then!
        An ex of mine had a cat that was massive. He was well over 20, and he was not fat. Just a huge freaking cat lol

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  5. 🤐

    we shall try, Chief Batman Kevin 👍

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    1. Good deal 🤫😉

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      1. 😂 it’s a silent laugh 🤭

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      2. Yes, I’m sure it is…🤨

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      3. okay….for real this time lol…🤐🤐

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      4. Indeed? We shall see…

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      5. 🧐
        I am trying…for real lol 🤭

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      6. Yes, I can tell! 😊

        🤨🤨

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      7. no comment, Chief 🤐

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      8. Shocking. Truly. 🤨🤨
        How is your pan? ready for battle? 🙄

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      9. I am trying, Chief….but if a question is asked I have to answer 😋
        It’s all ready…heated too for added protection 🍳….when do we get an upgrade in weapons…asking for a friend from the village 😂

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      10. When ye prove worthy of wielding one, of course!
        Have you not heard the old saying? It is not the weapon, but the one who wields it that matters most.
        Whether a WalMart frying pan, or Skyrim’s finest steel, a true warrior would prove their mettle with it!

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      11. heated frying pans ..thrown from a distance…(even if it is slightly off course) wielded that is….with burnt fingers too….I think I qualify 🤔

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      12. It depends just how far off course we are talking here!

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      13. it missed your head by inches…good enough I think…to that off course 🤐

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      14. Remind me not to assign you to artillery.

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      15. oh…and these are new times …we need new sayings…😋

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      16. Indeed? And just what would you suggest for a new saying I wonder? 🤨

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      17. it’s not the weapon…it’s the effort…?
        I think that sounds okay 😁

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      18. Well, that is fine too.
        Clearly, based on that saying, you do not need an upgraded weapon. You have “effort” after all!

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      19. ah…caught myself there😬🤦‍♀️🙆‍♀️

        🤭😂…will try next time lol

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      20. Yes, back to the drawing board with you. We’ll not talk of improved weapons again today. Mayhap another day!

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      21. ah…I tried. 🥴
        lol … another day

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      22. Another day indeed. You’ll not pawn those wares here this day.

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  6. Disco gorilla 😂😂😂😂😂

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    1. Hell yes 😄

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  7. Catwoman approves this post 👍 🐈‍⬛

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    1. 🐈🤘🤘😎
      And a good morning to you! 😊

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  8. Good morning! 😃
    Coffee number 1 down! ☕️

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    1. I’m on numero dos already lol

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      1. I’m catching up to you now, haha

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      2. Better hurry, I am halfway to numero tres! 😜

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      3. Crap, I got distracted and didn’t get a chance to drink it yet 😂 looks like you beat me to it…this time, anyways.

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      4. Need to be quick on the draw around here. 😋😋

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      5. I finally posted my dang poem 😂 and I’m catching up now with the coffee

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      6. I saw. Love it. 👏👏 Very glad to have you participate. Thank you!
        I am almost done with my third and then I shall move my ass and get some shit done lol

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      7. Thank you! 🙏 😊
        Haha, I feel ya on the moving ass part, but not ready to just yet 😆

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      8. I moved on my time today. No one else’s lol

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      9. That’s the only way to do it! lol

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      10. Damn straight lol

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  9. Eva Tillman (Author) Avatar
    Eva Tillman (Author)

    Damn right you’re Batman!!!!

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  10. Love it, but tell me…how did you come up with the gorilla persona?

    Sent from Yahoo Mail for iPhone

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    1. Many moons ago, after I got into lifting, an ex of mine started calling me that. It just kind of caught on and stuck at the time.
      Over the years, as a bit of a joke, some gorilla/monkey handle or something would come back in some fashion, usually if I was commenting on something online back in the days of message boards and needed a quick handle. Years later, and here we are again. 😄

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  11. The ninja one is awesome! Made me think of the game Nioh

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    1. Thank you much! 😊🙏

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  12. No way you’re Batman?! Then who is your Robin? Lol

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    1. He doesn’t exist in my reality. Yet at least lol

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  13. Rochdalestu Avatar
    Rochdalestu

    I don’t have any preconceived notion’s about anyone of us having a clue about what is going on or what we should be doing. I find solace in taking literature written by others that I relate with to some degree and rearrange the narrative that becomes more in tune with myself. I have wrote the following after reading the book Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk. Fundamentally we have no construct to adhere to outer that laws established by the land. Hope you like it: https://livingthebipolardiary.wordpress.com/2023/04/20/weve-got-exactly-the-same-briefcase/

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    1. I have read the piece previously and did like it very much. It raised some interesting questions, particularly about destroying everything in order to rebuild. It seems we humans tend to do this much more than once in our lives.

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        Rochdalestu

        We seem to have an unhealthy appetite for destroying the current to replace with the new. Prime example now is the petrol cars being replaced by electric cars. Here in the uk I think (don’t quote me on this it’s 2050 or that’s C neutral at least). We have to seriously ramp up the infrastructure to ensure it happens. I get told I’m silly and stupid as I suggests people work in a ten miles radius from home and cycle. Yet where I live Manchester I s and hours drive away and people have a complex that working there is better even though salaries and travel costs are the same. It’s a prime example of destroying ourselves from co2 fumes in cars atm. But if people worked from home car manufacturers would suffer. In essence people will become content with the life they had and then that’s bad for business

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      2. We definitely live in a society with a disposable mindset. As someone said it to me just yesterday “planned obsolescence”.
        From a business perspective, this will never go away. From cars to phones and anything in between, at one point or another, support for something will indeed just stop, forcing our collective hands.

        We have been conditioned to this, but on the same token, sometimes when it comes to ourselves, it can be the best possible course of action. Perhaps not for all, but for some.
        While I am not in a very good mindset today, I do know that overall, if I had not discarded some parts of my personality, I would still be far more miserable.

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      3. Rochdalestu Avatar
        Rochdalestu

        I hope you’re feeling back to your normal self as soon as possible. Some of us have the ability to be a completely different person than we were five minutes ago (with my bipolar I don’t know what person I am one moment to the next), everything is a choice and we sometimes select the right one and sometimes the wrong one. That’s life. If you smile and be courteous to others it’s all you can do and you find that it reaps rewards

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