I don’t know which community they mean. The one I live in or the WP community?
Let’s assume the WP community since that’s more fun and I kinda live here anyhow.
What would I do? Why, I would run for Mayor, of course!
Yes, my friends and fellow bloggers! I am announcing my candidacy for Mayor of WordPress Land!
Down With Glitchy Updates!
Yes, my friends, as your Mayorilla, I will personally see to it that if anyone in WP Land adds a gltichy update to the platform, they will be grounded and their computers confiscated until these rapscallions learn their lesson. No more COD: Modern Warfare on the customer’s dime for them!
Out With Spammers!
Indeed, the proliferation of Keto diet plans and financial advice is staggering. Or is it financial diet plans and Keto advice? It gets confusing. Oh, well it matters not! Either way, to put it in layman’s terms, spam sucks. Equally annoying is the sheer amount of legitimate comments that end up in spam. This will be yet another condition that must be met before the COD playthroughs may resume.
Those Damned Daily Prompts
Finally, I will not rest until the quality of the daily prompts improves! I will personally spend day and night at the WP offices until something more substantial than “What is your favorite lunch meat?” is generated. And yes, I will force them to pick up all my banana peels as well. They’ll earn their keep, or my name isn’t G.Q. Rilla!
Friends and fellow bloggers,
You deserve a community you can be proud of. One where you can post without fear of being kicked off because Jetpack cannot remove it’s head from it’s own deviated rectum. A place where you can open the daily prompts with pride instead of a shame akin to being caught in your closet with the Sears lingerie ads. A place where you can post and eat carbs in peace. In short, a shiny, functional platform of the future instead of a MySpace for the new millennium.
Please, my friends. This election year, make the right choice and vote G.Q. Rilla for Mayor. Strike a blow for decency, literacy and smooth performance.
Go Rilla or Go Dialup.
Now, find me someone who can spell worth a damn and make me a proper sash!
The Beginning At Last 
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