I refuse to answer this…

Daily writing prompt
Do you vote in political elections?

Until my candidacy for Mayor of WordPress is officially recognized.

I will not endorse the casual whims of tyrannical despots while my lawful right to run for office is denied me!

The people have spoken, and yet you continue to perpetuate this ridiculous charade and insult me and my constituents by ignoring the pleas…Nay! THE DEMAND for change!

You continue to make sport of us with your random unsubscriptions, your lackadaisical attempt at pingbacks and expect us to thank you for the honor?

And then you throw salt in the wound by asking if we vote in elections?

No, no. I will not lower myself to answer your question while you mock the right of free men and women everywhere to have their voices heard.

Have your laugh now, tyrants. One day, there will be a reckoning, and I promise you there will be no Call Of Duty tournaments until all these glitches are gone!

Gone, I say!

And damn it all to Hell, I still need a legible sash!


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47 responses to “I refuse to answer this…”

  1. Preferable to Trump even with the sash misspelled ☺️

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    1. I’ll start small and work my way to Washington 🤣

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  2. Hail to our Mayorilla!

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    1. See you on election day!

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  3. Just….🤭🤣

    (3 votes from…. me myself and I 😁)

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    1. If everyone gives 3 votes victory is mine! Lol

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      1. It’s yours I’m sure….Your Chiefness 😋🤣(bow bow)

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      2. Welcome to the new world order! 🤘

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  4. Hear, hear!

    Also, I’d know what prompt you gave the AI tool to write mayorilla. I love it!

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    1. I just told it give me a sash that said that and I put it between quote marks lol

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      1. Cool! It worked out pretty well 😊

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      2. Thanks. They need a more experienced sash maker though lol

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      3. 😂 ain’t that the truth? It’s a hit and miss kind of situation with words in those AI generated images. Do you use bing for them or another service? I use bing.

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      4. Usually Bing. I’ve messed around with others but not much yet

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  5. You have my vote 😁

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    1. I know you’ve got my back, Chris. Thank you!

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      1. You’re welcome 🤗

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  6. 😂😂😜 all the way to Capitol Hill. 💪💪

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    1. Thank you, Nigel! See you at the voting booth, friend!

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      1. 😄😄

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  7. You forgot “I am Mayorilla and I approve this message”!

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    1. Next sequel, I promise! 😄

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  8. The melodrama of modern digital bureaucracy!
    Your words paint a picture of an epic struggle against the forces of unsubscribe buttons and pingback indifference.
    It’s a tale as old as time, where the quest for a legible sash is fraught with peril and the promise of Call Of Duty tournaments hangs in the balance.
    It’s Okay, brave soul, for your battle cry shall echo through the annals of internet history! 🤣😂😄

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    1. Thank you, Philo! I will not be denied my right of ascension much longer. The future is upon these scoundrels!

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      1. You’re welcome!
        It sounds like you’re gearing up for something significant.
        Embrace that future with all the determination you’ve got!
        My best wishes.

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      2. Always looking to level up, my friend. Never stop. 😉👍

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  9. Brian, Snarebox Avatar
    Brian, Snarebox

    I’d vote for you. Being in charge is obviously not that hard. 😅 I was actually going to run for county clerk a few years ago when we had a bad run of REALLY legitimately crazy women get elected and then kicked out of office almost immediately. My campaign slogan was going to be “it’s obviously not that hard”.

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    1. No, clearly it is quite simplistic. Plenty of monkeys are already doing it 😄

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  10. You can count on my vote.

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    1. Thank you Mary! We’ll get there eventually!

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  11. Yasssss !!!! You have my vote 😉

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    1. Thank you Siri! To the top we go!

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  12. Justice for Kevin!

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    1. Indeed! 👍😆

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  13. I’ll elect you, Mayorilla! 🦍 🇺🇸

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    1. Thank you! To the Hill! 🤘🤘

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  14. You’ve got my vote, Mmaayonaiserilla! (See if you can get a better sash maker…)

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    1. I’m working in it, but it seems to be a dying trade!

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      1. It sure does…

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      2. Hard to find good help

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      3. It really is.

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      4. Indeed.

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  15. fritzwix Avatar
    fritzwix

    You’d probably appreciate the 1960s movie “Planet of the Apes” series which mocks the official Government position (BigBro) in the most ignominiously way possible. Awesome artistic vision here.

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    1. I have seen them and do enjoy them. Thank you! 😊

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  16. Innova Yoga Meditation Avatar
    Innova Yoga Meditation

    Thanks for this content

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