First, let me start by saying that I am truly appreciative of the deep, philosophical nature of the most recent daily prompts.
This one, by far, deserves an award for “Deep Thought of the Year.”
Truly breaking boundaries here, we are.
Anyhow, I’m a good sport, so let’s play!
Grapes
As a soon-to-be-emperor, I figured it would be good to get in the practice of eating grapes, since that seems to be the move of supreme rulers everywhere.
Olives
Hell yes, olives are a fruit, and hell yes, they are good. In a salad, on a pizza, in rice and beans, or by themselves, olives kick ten different types of ass.
Tomatoes
Indeed, another fine member of the fruit family. On a plate with salt and pepper, on a burger, in a salad, in a pizza or pasta sauce and as the base for one of the words finest condiments – ketchup. Truly, without tomato, my pizzas just wouldn’t be worth it most times.
Side note: There are actually plenty of pizzas I like that don’t have tomato sauce, but that’s a story for another post.
Jalapenos (and other peppers too)
Yes, peppers too! Peppers are great stuffed, fried, raw, charred. Hell yes! Hot cherry and banana peppers straight from the jar are an awesome Saturday snack! They are also the base for pretty much any hot sauce known to man (or ape).
And finally…
Yes, yes…it might be a stereotype, but I do like bananas too. Particularly on a sandwich with peanut butter. I don’t think I could call myself a card carrying member of the International Society of Simian Emperors if I disliked them.
I forgot to buy bread damn it.
I have not sat in a hi-chair for at least a few minutes, and I have never worn headgear specifically to eat a sandwich, but I’m kinda tempted now.
Bonus round! Avocados!
I think everyone knows my take on those already.
The Beginning At Last 
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