I’ve Never Been Asked This Before

Daily writing prompt
What brands do you associate with?

Only repeatedly…

(And I don’t care what anyone says. the Gorilla Action Figures still rock.)

But, this did give me a nice opportunity to make some more spiffy Gorilla pictures, and oh, I don’t know…Maybe a little rant.

Now, as much as I love talking about Gorilla Brand and Gorilla Mart, even I, the great G.Q. Rilla, would like to see some originality once in a blue moon!

This, my dear friends, is why I want to run for Mayor of WordPress! I have made my position clear multiple times, and yet, I am continually blacklisted from running for office! Now, I ask you, is this fair? Is this just? A creative outlet that, in a most sinister twist of irony, attempts to stifle my voice?

No, it is not fair. It is not just. And one day, it will become very apparent why they should have let me run and initiate radical prompt reform.

But, until that day, I shall remain here, stylishly biding my time and waiting for the perfect time to make a concise and very prompt (pun intended) impact.

But until that day, remember…

Shop Gorilla Brand! Available only at Gorilla Mart!

©The Beginning At Last


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45 responses to “I’ve Never Been Asked This Before”

  1. Does Gorilla Mart have at home delivery 🚚? 😁😛🙃

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    1. Working on it but these damned door dash drivers are impossible sometimes 🙄

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      1. Oh damn, I know! Some of my least favorite people.

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      2. The service is often mediocre at best. Much like WP

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  2. Not all who wander are lost Avatar
    Not all who wander are lost

    You look so very spiffy!

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    1. I try to dress up at least once in awhile. One cannot live on jeans alone lol

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  3. Gorilla has my vote, and I will definitely put a sign in my front yard.

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    1. A fine endorsement and I thank you good sir! One day we will prevail! 💪😎

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  4. Looking particularly syavetbis evening G

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    1. I don’t know what that word means lol

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  5. You have my vote!!!

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    1. I am the People’s Mayor!!

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      1. And you have my support!!!

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      2. And I thank you! One day the fools will relent and let justice take it’s course!

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      3. And then we have a parade!

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      4. And a pizza party. Of course…

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      5. That was implied!

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      6. Just making sure!

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  6. So will I be a traitor if I do the odd Publix run once in a while? 😬

    Does your brand happen to sell Cafe Bustelo? lol 😆 ☕️

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    1. Gorilla Brand tatses twice as good, has twice the kick and costs half as much.
      But…since Bustelo is so popular I might consider carrying it.

      And if you are going to shop elsewhere I’d prefer not to know about it 😋

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      1. No no no, just teasing lol 🤪 loyal to you only 😉
        But can you also replicate a Publix sub please?

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      2. Ah, and that loyalty is appreciated and shall be rewarded! 😊😉
        I will have the GB Test Kitchen get right on that 😎

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      3. Excellent, I’ll be the taste tester lol 🤪
        Except for the cooking (sandwich making?) fails. None of those for me 😆

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      4. There is no failure at GB/GM/GHQ.
        Only happy accidents as the great Bob Ross used to say. 🖼🎨

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      5. My favorite ❤️

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      6. Bob was The Man. 🎨

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      7. Cough…besides you of course! 😜

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      8. Uh. huh. 🙄

        😋😋😋😋

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  7. 😆 You have my vote! LOL

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    1. The people have spoken! Again!

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      1. One day the fools will listen!

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      2. Hey…that’s my line 🤷‍♂️😄

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      3. 😂 You can share 😛

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      4. Let me think on that 🤔🤔

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      5. Haha! That has been my word since 2010… you can share. LOL

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      6. I’ve submitted a ©️ claim on it 😆

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      7. 🤣😂🤣 it’s gonna get denied so fast

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  8. you have my vote 🗳️

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    1. Thank you! One day I’ll make my way to office 😆

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  9. I think you’re awesome xx

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    1. Oh, thank you, Janet. Likewise 😊😊

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