To The Highest Bidder

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Daily writing prompt
What alternative career paths have you considered or are interested in?

Ever since December of last year, I have tossed around a lot of job ideas in my not-so-nimble brain.

I have long toyed with the idea of getting out of manufacturing, and in some ways, still have a bit of a goal to ditch it eventually.

But, that said, these days, I find that my perspective has altered slightly a bit.

It’s all about the money, kids. Pay me what I want, and I don’t know that I care what the “career”, “job”, or whatever you wish to call it is.

Want to pay me more than I am making now to go dig ditches somewhere? Fine. Less headaches in at least a few regards. And as a bonus, minimal thought involved, and plenty of exercise.

Just dig, jackass.

That’s the sound of the men working on the chain gang…

Sell hot dogs from a cart or cook short order in a greasy spoon? Hey, why the hell not? I used to love cooking, and might have stuck with it if it paid worth a damn without going to culinary school.

But, unless you get into a really nice restaurant, the pay is less than desirable. Good enough when you’re young and just looking for money to buy your next 12 pack, but beyond that…

However, if anyone wants to change my mind, open the wallet up and let’s talk!

Get yer red hots right here!

While the above is somewhat tongue-in-cheek, I do find that my main motivator these days is cash, plain and simple.

I’ve given enough loyalty to companies only to get hung out to dry in return that nowadays it’s all about me and what makes my day/life easier.

On that note, I’m gonna see if I can find someone willing to pay me tall cash to be a bourbon taster.

I don’t always set my bourbon on the couch, but when I do…

Have a great day, everyone!

ยฉThe Beginning At Last


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81 responses to “To The Highest Bidder”

  1. I’d like to be paid to write poetry. Any takers? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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    1. I often wonder if I’d be able to tolerate writing professionally. My gut feeling is “no” lol

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      1. I think your writing is awesome, so I don’t see why not. But listen to your gut. ๐Ÿ™‚

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      2. Thank you very much, and likewise. ๐Ÿ˜Š
        I just don’t know that I have the patience to do the slog to get there if that makes sense.

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      3. It makes perfect sense. ๐Ÿ˜Š

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  2. Lucky are those who are more than happy with their pay and who are in love with their jobs. That happens to be a minority too.

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    1. I think these days if you can “not hate” your job it’s a win lol

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      1. True. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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    1. Good day, Daisy! ๐Ÿ˜Š

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  3. Paid to drink bourbon? I’d be a millionaire ๐Ÿ˜œ

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    1. I’d need the money I made for a liver transplant ๐Ÿ˜†

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  4. All about the Benjamin’s huh? Maybe the Mayor ought to run for a high government off ice…let’s say POTUS maybe? ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ

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    1. I think I’d make a damn fine prez. My first initiative would be Free Pizza Fridays!

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      1. I’m writing your name on the ballot! ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•

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      2. This is real grassroots here! ๐Ÿ’ช

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      3. We are looking at a landslide.

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      4. All the way to the top!

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      5. Prez Rilla! Vote today!

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      6. And often!! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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  5. Haha, yeahโ€ฆas I already said to you earlier, โ€œwhy is your prompt so much like mine?โ€ Lol ๐Ÿ˜† maybe weโ€™re more in sync than you think. Hey, that rhymes. And hopefully you got that message, causeโ€ฆthe phone ugh ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ™„

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    1. See, I didn’t think our prompts were that similar. I give zero damns about aligning with “purpose”, so we definitely differ slightly there. ๐Ÿ˜„
      Unless, per usual, I am misreading everything again lmao

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      1. I think it was the coffee taste tester, bourbon taste tester, and also anything โ€œhighly paidโ€ and the โ€œfulfilling lifeโ€™s purposeโ€ could be a joke as I was saying being a coffee taste tester or an AI fails creator could fulfill a life purpose for me ๐Ÿ˜†

        It all comes down to one thing.
        Money.

        Oh, and also, I did mention no one turning down becoming a millionaire.

        Spread some of that luck my way ๐Ÿ˜œ

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      2. I’m very stingy with my luck, I must admit ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜œ

        Okay, fair point. There are a few similarities I didn’t really put together. It also doesn’t help that I forgot most of what I wrote LOL

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      3. Oh, donโ€™t you hate it when that happens? Thereโ€™s so many daily prompts and poems that they all kinda blur together lmao ๐Ÿ˜œ

        Well sheesh ๐Ÿ™„ ok then, holding on to the luck then, what if I were to really need it one day? Leave me hanging dry? I see

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      4. I didn’t say I wouldn’t share it. Just that I’m a bit stingy ๐Ÿ˜†

        I swear as soon as I hit publish i completely forget most of what I write lol

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      5. Selective memory, perhaps? ๐Ÿคจ

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      6. I call it old age ๐Ÿ˜†

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  6. The typical “pay me what I’m worth, and I’ll dig ditches or flip hot dogs” philosophy.
    You’ve unlocked the secret to career satisfactionโ€”it’s all about trading loyalty for cold, hard cash.
    And honestly, bourbon taster? Now thatโ€™s a life goal I can get behind. Forget digging ditchesโ€”let’s toast to digging deep into a glass instead!

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    1. On the rocks even!!

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      1. Nothing like a rocky adventure in a glass! ๐Ÿฅƒ

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      2. As long as the rocks are ice!

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      3. Right? Ice makes everything coolerโ€”let the adventure begin! ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿฅณ

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      4. That’s the way we roll, baby! Low, smooth and cooooool. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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      5. Rolling with style and swaggerโ€”can’t beat that vibe!

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      6. The only way to roll, my good man. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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      7. Couldnโ€™t agree more! Style and swagger are the ultimate ride-or-die duo! ๐Ÿ˜„

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      8. Bring out the Rolls. We’re going cruisin’.

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      9. Cruising in a Rolls is the perfect way to showcase style and swagger! Letโ€™s make a grand entrance wherever we go! ๐Ÿš—

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      10. Hell yes. In purple to boot! Like royalty ๐Ÿ‘‘

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      11. Rolling in purpleโ€”because if you’re cruising like royalty, might as well do it in style! ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’œ

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      12. But of course! Nothing but the finest! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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      13. Now thatโ€™s how to live! ๐Ÿ˜Žโœจ Only the finest vibes for you!

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      14. We deserve nothing less, after all. ๐Ÿ‘‘

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      15. Absolutely! Weโ€™re royalty in the realm of laughs and positive vibesโ€”crown us with joy and let the good times roll! ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ˜‚

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      16. Get the limo, dang it! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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      17. You got it, Kevin! Letโ€™s turn heads and make an entrance like the VIPs we are! ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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      18. We are the VIPest of the VIPs my man! Let’s rock.

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      19. Absolutely! Letโ€™s make this night so epic that even the stars will be jealous! ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŽธ

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      20. As long as the stars don’t revolt!

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      21. Yes! As long as the cosmos stays chill and leaves the drama to us! ๐ŸŒŒ

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      22. I’m sure it will. We are far beneath its notice lol

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      23. Ah, the cosmos, just casually gliding by while we handle the drama like it’s our full-time job. Clearly, weโ€™re too small to matterโ€”but big enough for chaos

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      24. Oh chaos and then some, my friend! ๐Ÿ˜œ

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      25. Ah, chaos isnโ€™t just a mood, itโ€™s a lifestyle! ๐Ÿ˜

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      26. Ain’t that the truth? ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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      27. Right? Chaos just adds flavor to the routineโ€”keeps things interesting! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ”ฅ Life would be too boring without a little unpredictability!

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      28. A little. Not too much which usually seems to be the case lol

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      29. Ah, the delicate balance of chaosโ€”just a pinch adds spice, but too much? Total circus.

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  7. Not all who wander are lost Avatar
    Not all who wander are lost

    Get paid to drink and philosophize? Sounds like a podcaster:)

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    1. I just need to work on the philosophy portion ๐Ÿ˜†

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  8. Big difference between a job and a career.
    If I were a man I’d be a priest; you have a home, a maid, a cook, someone to do your laundry, constant dinner invitations and treats to restaurants, tons of Christmas presents, people taking you to the opera or plays or concerts, a reserved seat wherever you go, a ride if you need one, minimal need for wardrobe, trips to Italy, a decent salary, a pretty freaking easy job where just about everyone treats you with respect and, since priests all screw around anyway, plenty of sex. It’s a win-win!

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    1. They do seem to have a nice racket going there, indeed. The first round is on Father Francis! lol
      I remember being a kid and being out to dinner with my parents and we saw one of the priests from our church at another table with some friends.
      It was so weird seeing him with a cocktail.
      And the first time I saw one smoke? Forget it. ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

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      1. Right! They were infallible in our eyes. And insufferable! There are some who think they walk on water.
        I remember one night a group of us were working late decorating the church auditorium for a fundraiser when the younger of our two priests came in to have a look around …. with his boyfriend! I mean, we all sorta knew he was gay and that’s ok but we were still shocked that he brought his partner along with him. Awkward! There was no denying it after that! A lot of hearts were broken that night, too! LOL!

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      2. All the ladies bubbles were burst were they? ๐Ÿ˜†
        And yeah, I think the cat was out of the bag by that point lol
        It’s just so funny because we rarely imagine them doing normal things. It seems foreign to us on the surface.

        And finally, you’re right, because I don’t recall more than 1 or 2 priests who didn’t have or weren’t accused of, affairs.
        Bachelor life ftw! ๐Ÿ˜†

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      3. For sure, Kevin! He was a good looking guy and some women refused to even entertain the idea that he might be gay. This one was a real piece of work and I won’t go into boring details but he really knew how to push the manipulation buttons.

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      4. Sounds like more than a few people I know…

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  9. Samantha Joe "Sambuca" Woessner Avatar
    Samantha Joe “Sambuca” Woessner

    Mortician? Grave digger? *grins*

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    1. Depends. Where’s the money at? ๐Ÿ˜†

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  10. Love the last oneโ€ฆI guess youโ€™ll have to get friendly with a bourbon maker then๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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    1. Indeed! At least for an endorsement or something! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
      Thanks, Cheryl! ๐Ÿ˜Š

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  11. Oh… shiver… a drink resting on a fabric couch… yikes…

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    1. I’ve got it under control, no worries! ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜„

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      1. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘

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      2. Taking to a pro here ๐Ÿ˜Š

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      3. We all gotta have skills ๐Ÿคฃ

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      4. It comes in handy.
        For what I have yet to decipher lol

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      5. ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿฅฐ

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