Where The Hell Do You Think?

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Daily writing prompt
Where would you go on a shopping spree?

Freaking Gorilla Mart, of course.

If you can’t find it there, then you don’t freaking need it.

Have a great day, folks!


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89 responses to “Where The Hell Do You Think?”

  1. Of course! See ya there! ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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    1. Don’t forget to sign up for the loyalty program! ๐Ÿ‘

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      1. Iced cappuccino for life! ๐Ÿง‹

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      2. With applicable purchase, of course ๐Ÿ˜„

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  2. Can I get a pair of extra large boots? ๐Ÿฅพ

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    1. I have a pair that’s perfect for you ๐Ÿ˜‰

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      1. Free delivery with a side of gorilla? ๐Ÿคช

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      2. Always. Satisfaction guaranteed ๐Ÿ’ช

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      3. A plus plus ๐Ÿ’ฏ I like this guarantee!

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      4. We aim to please ๐Ÿ˜‰

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      5. A pair of thigh high boots and a long rod …. for fishing, of course! ๐Ÿ˜›

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      6. ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜„

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      7. Fishing sounds like fun! ๐ŸŽฃ

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      8. More fun than hiking?

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      9. Nothingโ€™s more fun than hiking ๐Ÿฅพ

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      10. Indeed? ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Š

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      1. ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜†
        Gotta have my fill! Iโ€™ll also take iced coffee for life lolol

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      2. With. Applicable. Purchase. Of course. ๐Ÿ˜œ

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      3. Hmmmppph oh really? ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคจ

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      4. Well, rules are rules. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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      5. Two can play that game ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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      6. Game, you say? ๐Ÿค”

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    2. I hear that! How do you think this marriage lasted so f’ing long! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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      1. Excellent! ๐Ÿ˜ You should start an advice column. With tons of humor, of course! ๐Ÿคฃ

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      2. I actually thought of doing that but Bill said people might take me seriously! Can’t have that, can we? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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      3. Noooo never! ๐Ÿ˜† But seriously, Iโ€™m sure you could make it a fun read hahah ๐Ÿ˜‚

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      4. I’d either get censored or a cease & desist order! ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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      5. Sometimes things need a little bit of shaking up! ๐Ÿคฃ

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  3. ๐Ÿคฃ too funny ๐Ÿ˜‚

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    1. Ma’am! Gorilla Mart’s rock bottom pricing and first class service are no joke, I assure you!
      ๐Ÿ˜„

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      1. Hmmmmm I’ll to think of what apparel I can add.. ๐Ÿคฃ

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      2. Oh, fear not! We have all the hottest brands for women, men and kids. All at bargain outlet prices! It’s like eating Wagyu beef at McDonald’s prices – minus the regret!

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      3. oh can I trade my boots for a Wagyu beef? I’m in, if so.. ๐Ÿคฃ

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      4. We never say no to a deal at Gorilla Mart! Of course, we will need to appraise the boots, but that’s merely a formality! I hope you don’t plan to cook that Wagyu like shoe leather, though!

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  4. โญโญโญโญโญreview, …[verified customer]

    Only the finest supplies made can be found at discounted prices at Gorilla Mart

    Shop with confidence that if any problems occur, The refund department refers you to the Moon Weasel where prompt attention is given. Meats are cut daily and bananas are always in stock. Find the freshest frozen pizza bones on the market in the freezer section. Don’t forget to cruise the clothing section for the new line of exciting summer wear coming soon.

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    1. Ah! A celebrity endorsement! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

      See, ladies and gentlemen! This is exactly the kind of experience you can have if you too shop Gorilla Mart! Going anywhere else is simply bananas!

      (Psst…The check is in the mail…๐Ÿ˜‰)

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      1. Paid endorsements are always appreciated

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      2. Money (and pizza bones) makes the world go ’round ๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ’ฒ

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      3. I’m all about dem bones !!!

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      4. Hell to the F yeah ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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      5. Had me some stuffed bones last night, yummmm…๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•

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      6. Never been a fan of stuffed crust. Can’t get into it for some reason ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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      7. I prefer thin but the DG had limited choices.

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      8. Iโ€™m a thin crust lover too! ๐Ÿคช

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      9. A Detroit style hits the spot from time to time, but thin is usually the default option

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      10. The only true pizza there is in my head. ๐Ÿ•โ˜•๐Ÿ‘

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      11. We can only play the hand we are dealt, I guess LOL!

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    2. Donโ€™t forget the dark roasted beans of peace, of course! โ˜ฎ๏ธ โ˜•๏ธ ๐Ÿ™

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      1. Always getting them on sale in aisle three.

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      2. Drop the dime on that Bustelo, brother!

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      3. Ernie is lookin for that Starbucks lol ๐Ÿ˜†

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      4. Starbucks is fine. As long as it isn’t made at a Starbucks location ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

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      5. Very true! ๐Ÿคฃ

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      6. The lady clearly has incredible taste ๐Ÿ˜‰

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      7. Thatโ€™s right, Iโ€™ve got a thing for gorillas after all ๐Ÿคช ๐Ÿ˜œ

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      8. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ

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      9. I can only handle one! ๐Ÿคช

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      10. More than enough? ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

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      11. Heโ€™s a handful Iโ€™ll tell ya!

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      12. I heard that rumor

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      13. Well, just oneโ€ฆgorillaโ€ฆthat is ๐Ÿ˜‰

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      14. Thank you for clarifying ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“

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      15. Bustelo brewing in the morning, Hell with Folger’s !!!

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      16. Top shelf! Save Folgers for when company come over ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

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      17. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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      18. Kind of like when you use the Popov to make the Cape Codders for guests and save the Grey Goose for your own enjoyment ๐Ÿ˜„

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      19. I love me some goose! ๐Ÿชฟ the goose is loose! ๐Ÿคฃ

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      20. My buddy says Belvedere is better but I don’t recall ever having it

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      21. I have a bottle of it in my freezer actually. Untouched. ๐Ÿคช what the hell am I thinking?
        Oh thatโ€™s right, I donโ€™t want a hangover. ๐Ÿธ

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      22. Moderation and all that.
        I can’t do the hangover game anymore either. Brutal.

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      23. I understand keeping the top shelf reserved lol

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      24. Hell yeah! It’s called self-care ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

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      25. So Kevin am I getting Folgers or Bustelo? ๐Ÿคจ

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      26. Anything but that Black Rifle shit! How’s that? ๐Ÿ˜„

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      27. Hmmm ๐Ÿคจ ๐Ÿง

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      28. ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

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      29. What a disappointment that that coffee sucks, so much for supporting vets

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      30. I know. I would, but I’m not paying for shit I can’t drink

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      31. Bustelo is the good stuff โ˜•๏ธ โ˜•๏ธ

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      32. A++
        Cafe Caribe isn’t too bad either in a pinch

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  6. Good choice of store, and thanks for sharing!

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    1. Nothing but the best here, my friend. Quantity and quality! ๐Ÿ˜„

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      1. Awesome. I’d like a gift card please to spend at that store!

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      2. How convenient! We do offer a free gift card with enrollment in the Rilla Rewards Club! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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      3. Perfect! Sign me up!

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      4. Of course, just remember while the basic membership is free, there is an annual membership fee if you wish to upgrade to Gold or Platinum Level! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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