Ah, yes…I remember it all so clearly. Join me now, friends, as we take a journey through a portal to the past…
At first I wanted to be an astronaut, but then I heard those dumb monkeys beat us to it.
Then I thought being a mechanic like my dad would be kind of neat, but then I decided my dad was a big stupid head.
Then I figured I’d be a firefighter like my uncle. But he said I was capable of better and should go do smart people stuff.
Then I decided I would be a soldier like my grandpa. He died when I was little. I missed him a lot.
I decided after my time being a soldier was done, I would do something really fun and become the lord of all time, space and reality. Super cool, right??
My mom said I will have to get a normal people job, but I don’t wanna. It doesn’t sound as much fun as being the boss of my own Super Simian Army.
The Beginning At Last 
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