Just Monkeying Around

My pick for No Theme Thursday this week.

Statistics.

Outputs.

Headcount.

Tiresome.

Annoying.

Relentless.

“No appreciation,” the gorilla thought to himself as he stared at the clock on the wall. “8:30. It’s only 8 freaking 30,” he said aloud in disgust.

He had only been there two hours. It felt more like ten.

9:00 Teams meeting to discuss headcount. Again.

8:40 AM He walked down the hall to get a soda.

8:45 AM. He stared at the meeting reminder that had popped up on his screen.

8:50 AM. He stared at the ice cold Coke on the corner of his desk, and then back at the screen.

“Not today, I think,” he said quietly.

Click. Decline.

8:55 AM. Car keys in hand.

8:59 AM. Pulling out of the parking lot.

9:21 AM. A park, a Coke, a smile, and a stone wall.

9:22 AM. Phone buzzing.

Dismiss.

9:22:30 AM. Peace of mind.

Best soda he ever had.


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32 responses to “Just Monkeying Around”

  1. I bet that is the best soda ever. ๐Ÿ˜€

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    1. Any drink that ends with ditching work is a good one lol

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      1. Oh, yes, I quite agree! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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    Well done! I can feel how refreshing that Coke is.

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  3. Haha, that’s awesome. Reminds me of the old days in the office.

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    1. Thanks, Kirsten! Yes, when it’s washed down with a dose of “Go screw, I’m leaving” it is pretty tasty lol

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  4. May I also have a Coke? Iโ€™ve just resubscribed (again) to your blog and could use a cold drink. ๐Ÿ˜…

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    1. If you drank, I’d offer you a shot of rum to go in it. WP is gonna drive us all there soon ๐Ÿ˜„

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      1. I have been known to imbibe on a Rum and Coke from time to time. I agree, WP is leading us all straight to the bar ๐Ÿคช

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      2. As long at it’s a nice bar. We’re classy after all ๐Ÿ˜„

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      3. We are. WPโ€ฆ not so much.๐Ÿ˜‰

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      4. No, lately they are not. They’re turning into that drunken uncle no one wants around ๐Ÿ˜œ

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      5. And quickly. I think he needs some coffee ๐Ÿ˜‚

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      6. Or rehab.

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      7. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  5. Ambassador of Coca Cola in the making

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    1. Don’t forget the two-hour work day ๐Ÿคฃ

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      1. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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      2. That makes everything a bit sweeter lol

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  6. best soda it seems from his expression lol ๐Ÿ˜
    is it relaxed or is he concentrating on his soda ๐Ÿ˜‚

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    1. Perhaps a bit of both lol

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      1. lol both I think too… thoughts to the image… inspired lol ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‚

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      2. Screwing off can be inspirational in it’s own way, I do believe lol

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      3. lol let’s see…๐Ÿ˜‚

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      4. Oh, ye of little faith ๐Ÿ™„

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      5. lol abundantly so…not to that little though, Chief ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜

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      6. Enough pebbles dropped in the water can eventually make a wave…๐Ÿ˜‹

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      7. true true to your wisdom, Oh Wise One ๐Ÿ˜

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      8. Not all barbarians (or gorillas) are so unrefined, Lady D. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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      9. you are teaching us that, Chief Kevin ๐Ÿ˜‰

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      10. I try my best to enlighten. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‰

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