In a time when attention spans are shorter than Jason Statham’s hair.
In a time when rudeness is as common as a WordPress glitch.
In a time when no one remembers…
One Gorilla Does.
He remembers when a phone was just…
A phone.
He remembers when the cars were fast, and the women…
Were faster.
He remembers when music was loud, rude and…
Dangerous.
He remembers when the movies were testosterone-laden, action packed orgies of blood and guts…
And had a plot.
Sometimes.
Yes, he remembers. And even though he knows this is WordPress’ way of saying “Are you old?”, he doesn’t care.
He will indulge your questions, he will embrace technology, but in the back of his mind, three words are always there. Always reminding him.
“I’ll be back.”
Now, y’all go listen to Van Halen’s 1984 album and rock the fuck on.
Have a great day, everyone!
The Beginning At Last 
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