To: All Forward Units
From: Gorilla HQ

Sitrep:
People need to start working together eventually or this world is fucked.
McCormick Grill Mates Garlic Butter Seasoning. Sprinkle this on a frozen pizza before cooking and enjoy. Nope. Still not profiting from these recommendations. Not even a free sample. ๐
Ketchup or Catsup? Refrigerated or no?
That dickhead who comments on your “grammatical errors.” Meanwhile, their comment reads like it was written by a lobotomized circus clown on a crack binge.
Tired of Heat Advisories and High Heat Warnings. ๐ฅต
6 hours sleep in a 48 hour period is less than ideal. Do not recommend.
“If you listen to fools, the mob rules.” – Black Sabbath
Gorilla HQ. Over & Out.
ยฉThe Beginning At Last

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