The Beginning At Last

Random Thoughts From Gorilla HQ: 07.14.24

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Kevin
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To: All Forward Units

From: Gorilla HQ

Sitrep:

People need to start working together eventually or this world is fucked.

McCormick Grill Mates Garlic Butter Seasoning. Sprinkle this on a frozen pizza before cooking and enjoy. Nope. Still not profiting from these recommendations. Not even a free sample. 🙄

Ketchup or Catsup? Refrigerated or no?

That dickhead who comments on your “grammatical errors.” Meanwhile, their comment reads like it was written by a lobotomized circus clown on a crack binge.

Tired of Heat Advisories and High Heat Warnings. 🥵

6 hours sleep in a 48 hour period is less than ideal. Do not recommend.

“If you listen to fools, the mob rules.” – Black Sabbath

Gorilla HQ. Over & Out.

©The Beginning At Last

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46 responses to “Random Thoughts From Gorilla HQ: 07.14.24”

  1. Ajinkya Rane Avatar
    Ajinkya Rane

    Refrigerated Catsup for sure.

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    1. Kevin Avatar
      Kevin

      For me, it depends. If it’s minimal or no preservatives, refrigerator. If not, I don’t worry about it.

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  2. hardytardy Avatar
    hardytardy

    My entries are never grammatically pristine! Do I care? No. 😆

    Also..the world is already messed up. Sad, but true. People are greedy, and it is always “me, me, me!”

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    1. hardytardy Avatar
      hardytardy

      Oh and ketchup, either or!

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      1. Kevin Avatar
        Kevin

        Same. Unless it has minimal or no preservatives added. Then it gets refrigeration

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    2. Kevin Avatar
      Kevin

      Most of us don’t, but some people do. Which is fine, but your grammar best be on point if you’re taking shots at someone else 😆

      The world is messed up but if we continue on the path we are on it could be far worse.

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      1. hardytardy Avatar
        hardytardy

        I concur!

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  3. Destiny Avatar
    Destiny

    you mean there’s still a chance for this world…🥴

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    1. Kevin Avatar
      Kevin

      A slim one, but I think so, yes.

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  4. Aboli Mane Avatar
    Aboli Mane

    Give the clown a reply riddled with more grammatical errors. TyPeD LiKe ThIS.

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    1. Kevin Avatar
      Kevin

      Oh my that’s like the nuclear bomb of tactics 😆😆

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      1. Aboli Mane Avatar
        Aboli Mane

        😂 it always works!

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      2. Kevin Avatar
        Kevin

        Scorched earth usually does yes 😆😆

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  5. Liz Avatar
    Liz

    Love your post. I have been nodding to this in agreement as I was reading.

    I hardly have ketchup now. If I do, it’s when am eating out. But if I did have ketchup at home, it would be in the fridge regardless of make.

    The world is fucked up. But yes, it could even get worse if people didn’t come together.

    Sending you wishes of cooler temperatures. I can remember our last chat where you mentioned how hot it was over your way.

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    1. Kevin Avatar
      Kevin

      Thank you Liz 😊

      I am fine with ketchup either way unless it’s minimal preservatives. In that case refrigerator is warranted.

      We’re attending the keg party on the doorstep of oblivion, but there’s still a shot if we smarten up as a collective.

      Thank you. More excess heat advisories in store until about midweek 🔥🙄

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      1. Liz Avatar
        Liz

        Oh my. Further heat. 🥵 That calls for a lot more ice, icecream or ice lollies. Eat quickly.

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      2. Kevin Avatar
        Kevin

        Ice, and plenty of air conditioning LOL

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  6. Stephanie Avatar
    Stephanie

    I heard it called ‘dueling heat domes’ over the US right now. It’s a real bummer.

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    1. Kevin Avatar
      Kevin

      Well, someone needs to end this duel LOL

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      1. Stephanie Avatar
        Stephanie

        Agreed. Maybe Gorilla and Moon Weasel combined? hehhee

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      2. Kevin Avatar
        Kevin

        Perhaps that may be a mission impossible but we can see LOL

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  7. Ernie 'Dawg' Avatar
    Ernie ‘Dawg’

    Sleep deprivation is a scary thing, it makes you consider things like Catsup or Ketchup, and listening to others talk nonsense about your grammar. Hope to hear that cooler temps invade your space and that those dickheads get it together and agree on McCormicks. Have a great Sunday Kevin

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    1. Kevin Avatar
      Kevin

      I mean let’s face it, it is a bit of a burning question LOL
      I’m telling you, that McCormick’s seasoning is straight fire 👍👍
      Thank you brother! You have a good one too😎

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  8. Laura Avatar
    Laura

    Haha…I just woke up, it’s 8:30, and I haven’t had a coffee yet, where do I begin? 😆

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    1. Kevin Avatar
      Kevin

      I’m gearing up for my third lol ☕☕☕

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      1. Laura Avatar
        Laura

        Numero dos right here…I had to down the first one for this raging headache…ok, I’m scrolling back up to read since I have many thoughts about your thoughts lol 🤪 haha 💭

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      2. Laura Avatar
        Laura

        First order of business: I had to “like” the post…🙄come on coffee, let’s get it going…
        Second: yes, I agree. If we don’t work together, it’s gonna be hell on Earth, but it already is inching towards that direction.
        Plan B: House out in the woods away from everyone, hiding under my bed, away from all
        Garlic Butter seasoning: sounds like heaven, but I probably got a redneck spice that’s even better 😉 never tried McCormick haha
        Ketchup: none for me, thanks! So, you do whatever you’d like with it. But in most of the places I’ve been – no refrigeration
        Grammatical errors: lol…the fact that some people think they have any authority at all on a blog site to tell someone about their “grammar” really screams high opinion of oneself. This is not English class. The post is humor/satire. Next!
        Heat: Sucks. Where’s Fall/Winter? When does it start getting cooler by you? September? I’m still gonna need that weather negotiation
        Sleep: how is your sleep worse than mine? Do not recommend! Please. Lol. Get more?

        Black Sabbath – hell yeah! 🤘 Partial to Ozzy though haha

        PS- I have words that I can’t post on here so I’ll leave that be for now 😆

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      3. Laura Avatar
        Laura

        THIS IS NOT ENGLISH CLASS***
        Holy hell can you edit my comment? Thanks 🤣 😆

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      4. Kevin Avatar
        Kevin

        Fixed 😉

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      5. Laura Avatar
        Laura

        Thank you! Lol 😆

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      6. Kevin Avatar
        Kevin

        I’m just saying the garlic butter spice is good stuff LOL

        On a blog post by your average user, no one really cares about a typo or two, or slightly incorrect wording from time to time.

        Usually around Sept, although lately it’s been coming later and later. 🙄

        Ozz is the original, but the Dio era had some kickass songs.

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      7. Laura Avatar
        Laura

        You got some literary geniuses on here, I’ll say!

        And thanks – yes, a comment that actually says something and doesn’t go around and around and around in circles, contradicting oneself.

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      8. Kevin Avatar
        Kevin

        Seen more than a few of those in my day lol

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      9. Laura Avatar
        Laura

        I think I replied in the wrong place. Sorry, and now you’re probably rolling your eyes because I wrote a novel-sized comment just like some of them I gripe about all the time 🤣
        But I had to address each point 🫡

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      10. Kevin Avatar
        Kevin

        Long comments are cool, as long as they’re actually saying something and I think most would agree on that!

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      11. Laura Avatar
        Laura

        See my reply above 🤣 we always have this habit of writing everywhere, still even after all this time lmao

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  9. KC Avatar
    KC

    It’s a shame the video didn’t work. I agree btw.

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    1. Laura Avatar
      Laura

      Are you on mobile? They don’t work for me either, I have to click the video and then “open in new browser” to see it. Really sucks!

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      1. KC Avatar
        KC

        iPad… Pretty much the same.

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    2. Kevin Avatar
      Kevin

      I never understood why videos randomly do and don’t work for people on this platform.
      Thank you, KC. 🙏

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      1. KC Avatar
        KC

        Same here. Idk.

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      2. Kevin Avatar
        Kevin

        Another odd WP quirk, I guess 🤷‍♂️

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  10. Mary K. Doyle Avatar
    Mary K. Doyle

    So much stress in our world, Kevin. Deep breaths and periodic time to space out are vital for our health.

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    1. Kevin Avatar
      Kevin

      You are very right, Mary. A step back from time to time is good indeed

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  11. Pennize Pics Avatar
    Pennize Pics

    I might have to try your pizza topping tip. Sometimes I do Italian seasoning

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    1. Kevin Avatar
      Kevin

      That’s a good one too. I do that sometimes myself. The garlic butter seasoning is really good I assure you

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