Give It Away
Give It Away Now!
Now, I am going to operate under the assumption that since I have a million smackers to give away, I, my family, friends and loved ones are already well taken care of.
Assuming that, I would likely donate the majority to cancer and diabetes research, since each has taken people very dear away from me far before their time. Let’s say…$450,000 to each.
I’d take the remaining $100,000 and give $80,000 to a local no kill animal shelter that I have dealt with in the past. They do good work.
And the remaining $20,000?
Why, I’d pay a clown to spray my boss’ boss in the face with a big ol’ bottle of seltzer.
“Why would one do such a thing?” I hear you ask.
“Why would you waste 20K on that?”
“Surely, you can find better things to do with it!” you say.
Well, because sometimes a gorilla’s just gotta do gorilla things. 😉🦍😉
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