From: GHQ Central Command
To: All Forward Units

For those who thought otherwise, the strike was a joke. Just to clarify. ๐
That said, WP Land still seems kinda quiet these days.
As much as I love pizza, I have come to the realization that I need to back off at least a bit. The fatigues are getting a little too tight around the waist. ๐ฒ๐ฒ
Not completely, mind you. Just a bit. I have a reputation to uphold, after all.
Been drinking less coffee too. For some odd reason, have not had the taste for it lately. Never thought I’d type those words out. Maybe it’s just a phase, but I find it almost unappealing the last couple nights.
The absolute refusal of most businesses to fix their broken shit is almost impressive. Penny wise, pound foolish.
80 degrees, 60 degrees, 50 degrees. The high temps over the last three days. My sinuses beg you make up your mind. Thank you!

The sneeze came on before I could turn away and cover my face, ok? Don’t act like it’s never happened to you.
It feels like the leaves are falling very quickly this year. Maybe a result of all the fluctuating temperatures. I managed a couple shots, but opportunities have been scarce the past few days.


Twelve hour overnight shifts kind of suck when you’re averaging three to four hours sleep a day.
Potato chips are a balanced meal, right? Asking for a friend.

It’s a war, ok? We grab whatever rations we can.
On that note, best wishes for a fantastic weekend to all. Stay Frosty and Keep It Greasy.
Gorilla HQ, Over & Out.
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