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Rao’s Frozen Lasagna. As good as Mom’s? Hell no. Best frozen lasagna I’ve ever had. Yep. No, still not on the take. Getting impatient here…🙄
18 full length posts in 46 minutes? Well, it’s certainly a choice.
EDIT: Make that 31 posts in 2 hours. 👋
That guy you hang out with who claims he’s so happy since he broke up with his girlfriend and he’s moved on. Yet, ten months later, he still can’t shut up about her and what a bitch she is.
2,024 push-ups. Completed July 4th in 3.5 hours. Yes, I really did, and no, I have no reason to lie about it. 😄
Gorilla Flash Recipe of the Day: Poor Man’s Roumanian Steak Seasoning. Garlic salt, paprika, black pepper and a dash of coriander. Drizzle olive oil over your beef cut of choice, apply generous amount of seasoning. Use desired method of cooking to desired temperature. Eat. Win.
105° at 8:00 in the evening is the epitome of the phrase “not cool.”
When you’ve been wracking your brain for days trying to come up with a poem or short story.
Did Joe Jackson ever find out if she really was going out with him?
Tread light and watch your six.
Gorilla HQ. Over & Out.
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